The human brain is a fickle squish. After learning of the enlightenment tragedy this week our lawyers have advised us to implement further restrictions on level advancements. In order to maximize lawsuit reductions Poetrology services will be limited to one (maybe two) per 7 day period. For your own safety please abide by Cri-Lord Council Law. Fetta-Morph be with you.



Enlightenment is dangerous! Poetrology Cri-Lords have determined that the human brain is only capable of accepting 4 Poetrology teachings within a 7 day period. We have adjusted our schedule to accommodate your cranial limitations. It’s your fault and you’re welcome. Poetrology sessions will now run Monday – Thursday every week until the end of time. Fetta-Morph be with you.

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